Yeah, yeah....we've been over this a billion times but I don't think it's been so eloquently detailed as it has been here. Gnome gets, what I consider to be, a deserved bi*ch slap for their utter stupidity and lack of vision and foresight. Heaven knows they've been run through the wringer but just for the sake of clarity, this author puts them through another spin cycle just to make sure they hear the message.
Oh, and for the record, the language does get a but, errrr...."western" here so check your guns at the bar and enjoy the show.
So Mr. harryfeet of slashdot fame, Let 'er rip.
I'm sure i'll get hate for not drinking the koolaid and joining the perception bubble but fuck it, I'm a frustrated retailer and this needs to be said. For the first time in history you are being given not one, not two, but THREE incredible gifts, its like the field has been cleared and you are being given a 200 yard head start on a 300 yard race and what do you do? promptly shoot yourselves in the foot and then plop down in the middle of the field to tweet about the latest idea you have for REALLY pissing the users off!
I mean you have your traditional nemesis run by the most incompetent CEO since Apple had the Pepsi and not only that but he's about to shoot his own company right in the face because he is so desperate to get into cell phones and tablets he's gonna force WinPhone on the desktop, which i predict will be the biggest failwhale since MSFT Bob, that's one, two you have the great XP dieoff giving you all these incredibly powerful machines that MSFT has priced themselves out of the running with, we are talking late P4s to early mid dual core desktops and laptops with 1gb+ of RAM and 40Gb+ of HDDs which is more than enough for Linux, and finally you have a population that NEVER BEFORE IN HISTORY does damned near everything online, the one place where Linux has always been strong!
So what do you do? do you give all those businesses and consumers a distro with 10 years of updates so they can be confident they can just slap that OS on and it'll just work? Do you tell Linus to STFU and develop an ABI so the drivers won't break if they DO upgrade? Do you focus on stability and bug fixes and QA to make Linux so damned rock solid frankly no body has to do forum hunts of CLI fixes? NOPE, you throw out BOTH major DEs when they are FINALLY becoming really stable for a blingapaloza that sends you back a good 7 years on the stability front and just to add to the fail replace the sound which again was finally starting to get stable with Pulseaudio which is barely at MSFT first release quality, which is to say it sucks! Oh and if all that weren't bad enough Canonical the ones that were SUPPOSED to be the ones making the noob friendly distro for the masses says "Hey slapping a cell phone UI on the desktop is a GREAT idea, lets do that!" and makes their distro even more of a failwhale than Win 8, which is quite an accomplishment!
I swear the current OS situation reminds me of that old Monty Python skit where the upper class twits couldn't even shoot themselves correctly because they were too fricking stupid and I'm not alone [zdnet.com] in feeling this way. hell even Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols who is the biggest linTroll and the flipside to the Thurott Wintroll hates the new UIs [zdnet.com] and for HIM to say anything nasty about Linux is unheard of!
C'mon Linux community, you are better than this I know you are. its obvious the Linux devs are gonna ignore you unless you have a royal screaming shitfit so speak up already! We ALL know what's happening here, its as plain as the nose on your face, Apple released the iPhone and iPad and all the devs done lost their damned minds and are tripping all over themselves trying to come up with the "next iPad" and destroying their core strengths in the process. As someone who has been selling to consumers since before there even was a Windows i can tell you a few things about consumers and the desktop/laptop, 1.-Most of them have NO clue about all the bling bling crap you guys slap in there, and the few bits they know about they don't like. hell they were willing to put up with the Fisher price UI of XP right? all you need is to not make it fugly, maybe a nice metallic or black or some other easy on the eyes color, no shit brown or purple though okay? 2.- They have NO clue about CLI and haven't touched it since Win 3.1 so that's right out, they need 10 years of support so they don't need to get on the upgrade treadmill or somebody fixing the broken driver model so if you keep the rapid pace drivers don't break when they hit that upgrade button in the corner, and finally 3.- if it comes down to bling or speed MAKE IT FAST as NOBODY wants to use your OS to stare at your artwork of a desktop, mmmkay? people use the thing to run their apps, NOT to look at your pretty spinning cube bling bling bullshit.
Never before in history have you been given such gifts, thanks to everyone living in FB and playing flash games frankly most don't really give a shit about rich desktop apps anymore, and with with the rise of android and iOS people that have never touched anything but Windows in their whole lives are willing to try new things. Finally we retailers are gonna be buried alive in offlease boxes and laptops thanks to the XP dieoff and folks are looking for bargains which the monkey at MSFT has made sure Windows is priced right out of. But you gotta give us something to work with here guys, ripping out the DEs and audio and making shit less stable than it was 5 years ago is the exact WRONG thing to do at this time.
We can't afford to give away free lifetime support and home users don't buy support contracts. Vista is supported until 2017, Win 7 until 2020, surely you can at least match them if not offer better, right? forget the bling guys, hell KDE 3 and Gnome 2 was both beautiful and feature rich as well as being stable and bug free for the most part. just give us a reliable solid OS with either 10 years of support or a new driver model so every time Suzy the checkout girl pushes that blinky upgrade button the distro doesn't go "LOL I made a stinky" all over her wireless and sound. Is that REALLY so much to ask for?
And I apologize for the length, but it seems like ever since Apple came out with iPhone/iPad the world has lost its damned mind, its like being the only sane person in a world filled with batshit whackos. We don't need yet another pad/Phone OS okay? That space is crowded enough already. What we need is a rock solid desktop/laptop OS to take the place of Windows and so far Linux isn't stepping up to the plate. You have until 2014 to step up, the field is yours, the competition is conceding the field while it to be Apple, what are you gonna do?
I couldn't have said it better myself.
All-Righty Then